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THE GAY AGENDA
1) Wake up.
2) ... We're working on #1 still. Preferably in the shower.
3) Complete #1, maybe with the use of coffee.
4) Eat food.
5) Go to work.
6) Make sure your dressed before you step out the door. If so skip # 7.
7) Get dressed. Nice clothes are good, but not required. Clothes ARE required.
8) Get to work on time.
9) Work like everyone else and don't starve yourself. Lunch is important.
10) Go home and feed your cat. Or dog. And yourself. Try not to sink into depression if you're lonely.
11) Try to amuse yourself. Maybe with friends, maybe with a boyfriend or potential one, maybe neither.
12) Go to sleep.
1) Wake up.
2) ... We're working on #1 still. Preferably in the shower.
3) Complete #1, maybe with the use of coffee.
4) Eat food.
5) Go to work.
6) Make sure your dressed before you step out the door. If so skip # 7.
7) Get dressed. Nice clothes are good, but not required. Clothes ARE required.
8) Get to work on time.
9) Work like everyone else and don't starve yourself. Lunch is important.
10) Go home and feed your cat. Or dog. And yourself. Try not to sink into depression if you're lonely.
11) Try to amuse yourself. Maybe with friends, maybe with a boyfriend or potential one, maybe neither.
12) Go to sleep.
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Satire. I was being... irked by anti-homosexual stuff. It was all shit. So I decided to do this.
Other title: A day in the life of a gay man.
Notice how different it would be from 'A day in the life of a straight man'.
Girlfriend. One word.
It makes me wonder exactly how many gay people gay bashers know. We put on our pants one leg at a time, just like you do, unless, like you, we're feeling creative and put both legs on at once. It's been know to happen.
All men wear clothes, work to get paid, and shit on the toilet. Sexual preference, in comparison, is only one difference out of many similarities.
Other title: A day in the life of a gay man.
Notice how different it would be from 'A day in the life of a straight man'.
Girlfriend. One word.
It makes me wonder exactly how many gay people gay bashers know. We put on our pants one leg at a time, just like you do, unless, like you, we're feeling creative and put both legs on at once. It's been know to happen.
All men wear clothes, work to get paid, and shit on the toilet. Sexual preference, in comparison, is only one difference out of many similarities.
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Oh no! You've revealed the secret agenda! @-@
No, but seriously this made me laugh XD
I get so pissed off at people sometimes for being so ignorant and talking like they know everything..
No, but seriously this made me laugh XD
I get so pissed off at people sometimes for being so ignorant and talking like they know everything..